The AI Distortion

Week of May 11th, 2026

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STARTUPS

ROUNDS AND UNICORNS

  1. Sierra (Customer Experience AI): Raised $950M at a $15B valuation in a round led by Google Ventures and Tiger Global to expand its AI-powered customer experience platform

  2. Astranis (Space Tech): Secured $455M in equity and debt financing, including a $300M Series E, to scale advanced high-orbit satellite systems

  3. Anagram Therapeutics (Biotech): Received $250M from Blackstone Life Sciences to advance treatments for pancreatic insufficiency and related diseases

  4. Blitzy (AI Software Development): Raised $200M at a $1.4B valuation in a Northzone-led round for its autonomous software development platform

  5. Corgi Insurance (AI Insurance): Secured $160M Series B funding at a $1.3B valuation to expand its AI-native insurance platform for startups

US VC Valuations and Returns Report (PitchBook, 7 minute read)  

The U.S. venture market reached a record $9.4T valuation, including $5.8T in unicorn value, but liquidity remains weak as paper valuations continue outpacing realized returns. AI is driving a growing divide in the market: median Series A AI valuations carried an 84% premium over non-AI startups in Q1 2026, while strategic buyers aggressively pursued AI assets, exemplified by Google paying nearly 3x Wiz’s last private valuation. At the same time, much of the broader venture market remains frozen

  • About 86.8% of acquisitions disclosed no valuation, signaling muted exits and markdowns, while IPOs achieved only a 1.1x median step-up over prior private valuations

  • Venture funds also posted -$46.2B in net cash flows through the first three quarters of 2025, highlighting weak distributions

  • Investors see potential IPOs from SpaceX, OpenAI, and Anthropic as either a market revival catalyst or a further concentration of capital into a few dominant companies

ECONOMIC SNAPSHOT

AI Is Distorting Practically Everything About the Economy (The Wall Street Journal, 5 minute read)

AI is no longer just supporting the U.S. economy, it is increasingly reshaping and distorting it. Hyperscaler AI spending is projected to exceed $800B in 2026 and $1.1T in 2027, reaching ~3.3% of GDP, more than projected U.S. defense spending. While headline GDP grew 2% in Q1 2026, the underlying economy appears split: AI-related sectors surged, with investment rising 43% in tech equipment, 23% in software, and 22% in data centers, while much of the rest of the economy remained weak

  • AI spending is reshaping trade, markets, profits, and the broader economy, boosting imports and concentrating stock market gains in AI-linked companies

  • The "Magnificent Seven" are expected to grow profits 61% vs. 16% for the rest of the S&P 500, while labor's share of output hit its lowest level since 1947

  • Concerns about AI replacing jobs are weighing on worker sentiment, even though large-scale layoffs remain limited

 

The S&P 500 reached record highs above 7,400, rising more than 17% since March, driven mainly by AI and semiconductor stocks. Shares of Micron are up roughly 140%, while the new Roundhill Memory ETF (DRAM) has doubled and gathered about $6B in assets. However, investors are increasingly worried that the rally is too concentrated in a small group of AI-related companies. The “Magnificent Seven” now make up more than one-third of the S&P 500’s value and are up over 25% since March, while much of the broader market continues to lag

  • On Friday, the S&P 500 closed 7% above its 50-day average, but only 52% of stocks traded above theirs versus a historical average of 86%

  • Analysts noted this was only the third time since 1990 that the index hit a record high while more stocks made new lows than new highs

  • Similar patterns appeared before the 1929 crash, the 1973 bear market, and the 2000 dot-com collapse, raising concerns that AI gains may be masking broader weakness

 

After the Supreme Court struck down Trump-era tariffs imposed under the IEEPA, the U.S. government quietly launched a refund process. Roughly 330,000 importers paid more than $166B in tariff fees, and affected companies can now seek refunds through their original customs brokers using the government’s ACE portal system. Early reports suggest the process, while bureaucratic, is operating relatively smoothly, with refunds expected within 60–90 days

  • The refunds could provide meaningful cash relief for small businesses that absorbed higher import costs over the past several years

  • The process still involves broker fees, paperwork, and possible tax costs, since refunds may count as taxable income in 2026

  • FedEx, UPS, and DHL said they will return refunds to customers, while many large retailers have not yet confirmed whether they will do the same

 

The U.S. labor market showed mixed signals in April 2026. The economy added a stronger-than-expected 115,000 jobs, above forecasts of 65,000, while unemployment held steady at 4.3%, suggesting continued resilience despite higher energy prices and geopolitical uncertainty. Healthcare led hiring with 53,900 new jobs, while transportation, warehousing, and retail also contributed gains. Beneath the headline numbers, economists pointed to a softer labor market

  • However, job losses appeared in tech (-13,000 jobs), financial services (-11,000), government, and manufacturing, reflecting weaker momentum in several sectors

  • Hiring remains in a “low-hire, low-fire” environment, with weak labor-force participation (61.8%) and rising underemployment

  • The broader U-6 unemployment measure climbed to 8.2%, while wage growth slowed to 3.6% annually, just slightly above inflation

 

The Treasury Borrowing Advisory Committee (TBAC) discussed a proposal for the U.S. Treasury to place part of its large cash balances into the overnight repo market to support liquidity in short-term funding markets. The Treasury currently holds about $879B at the Federal Reserve earning no interest. By lending some of that cash into repo markets, the Treasury could help ease funding pressure and return reserves back into the banking system during periods of high demand

  • The discussion comes as Treasury borrowing needs remain elevated and policymakers monitor tighter liquidity conditions

  • The overnight repo rate currently sits around 3.62%, compared to the Fed’s 3.65% interest paid on bank reserves, leaving only a narrow 3 basis point spread

  • The proposal highlights growing focus on how Treasury and Fed policy affect liquidity and short-term funding markets

Private Credit’s Hot Streak Is Over (The Wall Street Journal, 5 minute read)

Private credit firms are entering a weaker performance cycle after several years of exceptionally strong returns. Major firms including Apollo, Blackstone, Blue Owl, Ares, and Golub reported lower returns, declining loan valuations, and rising concerns around software and AI-related lending. Apollo’s direct origination funds generated just 0.5% gross returns, down from 2.6% a year earlier, while funds such as Ares Capital, Golub Capital, and Sixth Street marked down net asset values

  • Several funds also reduced dividends as investor concerns around defaults, AI disruption risk, and redemption pressure intensified

  • Institutional demand remains strong, with Blackstone and Apollo growing credit AUM by 18% and 30% YoY, respectively

  • Executives say private credit still outperforms public loan markets, despite growing pressure for tighter underwriting and greater transparency

IPOs & EXITS

 

SpaceX’s upcoming IPO is expected to become one of the largest in history, targeting up to $75B in proceeds at a potential $1.75T valuation. Filings show the company is adopting an unusually restrictive governance structure that gives Elon Musk near-total control through supervoting shares and Texas corporate law protections. Musk currently controls 42.5% of SpaceX’s equity and 83.8% of voting power, and is expected to retain majority control after the IPO through Class B shares carrying 10 votes per share

  • Shareholders will face strict limits on lawsuits, governance proposals, and voting rights, including a $1M or 3% ownership threshold to force a vote

  • The structure shows investors are increasingly willing to give up shareholder protections for access to dominant AI and tech companies

  • Investor demand remains strong, driven partly by Tesla's rise from $17 at IPO to nearly $398, delivering ~42% annualized returns

 

Lime, the Uber-backed electric scooter and bike rental company, officially filed for an IPO on Nasdaq under the ticker “LIME” after years of preparing to go public. The company has shown strong revenue growth, increasing from $521M in 2023 to $687M in 2024 and $887M in 2025. Net losses also improved significantly, narrowing from -$122M in 2023 to -$34M in 2024, though losses widened slightly to -$59M in 2025. Lime generated $104M in free cash flow in 2025 and now operates across 230 cities in 29 countries

  • Lime faces heavy debt pressure, with ~$1B in liabilities versus $261M in cash as of March 2026

  • The company warned it may need IPO proceeds or new financing to continue operating

  • Uber remains an important partner, contributing roughly 14.3% of Lime’s revenue through integration inside the Uber app

 

Geothermal startup Fervo Energy is seeking to raise up to $1.3B in its Nasdaq IPO under the ticker FRVO, targeting a valuation of up to $6.5B. The valuation is more than double what the company was reportedly targeting earlier this year, reflecting strong investor demand for energy infrastructure tied to the AI boom. Fervo follows the successful IPO of nuclear startup X-energy, which raised $1B and now has a market capitalization above $8B

  • Rising electricity demand from AI data centers is driving investor interest across next-generation energy companies

  • Fervo said its first large-scale geothermal project aims to cut power costs from ~$7,000 to ~$3,000 per kilowatt to compete with natural gas

  • Meanwhile, prices for new natural gas power plants have risen roughly 66% over the past two years as tech companies race to secure power for AI infrastructure

8ALPHA.AI HIGHLIGHT

Join us for the launch of the LaFamilia Seattle Chapter on June 18th at 5:30PM, bringing together founders, investors, and operators from across the tech ecosystem.

As we kick off the Seattle chapter, we’re excited to create a space for ambitious builders and supporters of the startup community to connect, collaborate, and discover the next generation of emerging startups.

The evening will feature a live startup pitch competition, where five selected early-stage startups will pitch their ideas in front of investors and the community. Founders will compete for a winner’s prize, investor visibility, and the opportunity to connect with people who can help accelerate their growth.

Whether you’re actively building, investing, scouting new ideas, or simply curious about the startup ecosystem, this is a great opportunity to meet ambitious people and discover exciting companies early.

Expect:

  • Live startup pitches from selected founders

  • Networking with top investors, angels, and operators

  • Food, drinks, and casual conversations

  • A relaxed evening with the Seattle startup community

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Don’t chase moonshots.

Take cash-generating companies and turn them into AI powerhouses.

“The winners will be those who own and integrate AI as a core means of production.”

Carlos Ochoa, CEO at 8alpha.ai 

With billion-dollar headlines, capital concentration, mega deals, and trillion-dollar AI valuations, something is clear: traditional VC is structurally broken and misaligned with current market dynamics. The question isn’t whether we’re in a bubble. We are. And the clock is ticking.

The real question is: when it bursts, and how you’re positioned when it does.

Everyone is asking how to build the next AI giant and ride the hype.

Fewer are asking: where is the real return in AI?

In this interview with the New America Alliance (NAA), a nonprofit dedicated to empowering Latino talent through access to capital, our CEO, Carlos Ochoa, breaks it down:

There are two paths:

  • The engineering moonshot: a capital-intensive, winner-takes-most race to build the next foundational model

  • The strategy: applying AI to transform cash-generating companies into scalable, high-efficiency growth engines

At 8alpha.ai, we’re focused on the second.

We use AI-powered financial operations and revenue-share financing to help companies become more efficient, scalable, and investor-ready.

Because in the AI era, profitability won’t just come from using the tools. It will come from owning the infrastructure and shaping the new means of production.

Key highlights:

  • “Started my first company at 19—it left me homeless. Best lesson ever.”

  • Carlos Ochoa co-founded one of Latin America’s largest cybersecurity firms and built an AI-driven fintech acquired by a European bank—each chapter reinforcing one conviction: AI is not a feature. It’s infrastructure

  • Carlos is now running Alpha Impact 8 Ventures and 8alpha.ai in San Francisco

Watch the full interview to rethink your AI strategy, avoid inflated valuations, and understand our thesis: “no zeros, unlimited upside.”

State of VC Report: The AI Power Law

“Every technological revolution has two halves: the bubble and the golden age that follows.”

Carlota Perez, economist and author of Technological Revolutions and Financial Capital (2002)

The stock market is at all-time highs, but inflation remains sticky and the job market is weakening. Ask around and you’ll hear the same refrain: the labor market feels tougher than ever. At the same time, the first wave of AI agents is “joining the workforce”. Imagine a software engineering agent capable of performing most tasks of a mid-level developer. Now imagine thousands. Extend that across every knowledge field, and the implications for productivity, and potential displacement, are profound.

What happens when the next round of layoffs hits? Add tariffs on top, and ask what happens if consumption weakens. Even the Federal Reserve admits it is unsure of what comes next.

Against this backdrop, venture capital in 2025 is not in recovery but in recalibration. The illusion of recovery is powered almost entirely by AI. Capital is flowing, but to fewer companies than ever. Outside AI, down rounds are rising, and nearly half the unicorn population hasn’t raised since 2022.

We are living in an AI bubble. Just four mega caps, Nvidia, Meta, Microsoft, and Broadcom, accounted for 60% of the S&P 500’s gains, with Nvidia alone responsible for more than a quarter. It’s a paradox. Yes, we’re in a bubble, but it’s also the future. We are witnessing what may be the most important technological shift in a generation. It’s hype layered on top of something undeniably real.

Uncertainty is the name of the game; not one single path forward, but divergent scenarios. Alpha will be earned through selectivity, by navigating volatility rather than avoiding it.

8alpha.ai is an AI fintech transforming cash-generating businesses into scalable, AI-powered companies. We provide revenue-based financing and hands-on AI transformation, delivering no zeros with unlimited upside. We’re the architects building financial infrastructure for the next generation of investors and startups.

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Happy reading,

8alpha.ai’s Research & Investment Team